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When Hollywood decides to film my life story, I expect that the finale will be a masked ball to which all Google Researchers, Questioners and Commentators will be invited. The masks are obviously required in the interests of confidentiality.
However, my question is:
Who would YOU like to represent YOU on screen?
(Since it's only hypothetical, you can choose people who are alive or dead)
In case you wondered, Pierce Brosnan will be playing me.
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Please be aware that ANYONE who calls me a cad will be automatically docked TEN STARS and any tips already given will be retracted.
There are ways!
However, there is still time for a grovelling apology and if you can find 20 supporters who can also enter a plea for mitigation ... (Separately on this page, please) ...
Will all those in favour of the Sublime One, say so NOW!
Like Pinkfreud, I'd like to cast the husband's part too! Sean Connery for me, thanks. (My husband won't mind that--as long as he can cast Darryl Hannah to play me.)
Apteryx
That certainly would need official authorization from Pink herself!
Let me see if I can provide you with an alternative.
Since I don't dance, I'd like to see the fabulous Gregory Hines dancing with my stunt double.
I just posted a "Comment" as #244. It was:
"A gross."
It now appears that at 12x12 (244), Google hits its limits and posts it to the researcher (even though my comment didn't appear as an answer).
Best regards,
Omnivorous-GA
You are, of course, correct - there *were* two rascals,
but one of them, rapscallion that he is, abandoned me.
but it would be silly to qit now. We must qench our
thirst for the answer to this qery as qickly as we can.
tisme-ga
Am looking forward to more electrical problems from you...
Shiv Reddy
Waiting for #385 does not impress me as being very snappy.
Will you be changing your nom de guerre when (if ever) this is permitted?
101 to beat (Well spotted Sublime One)
Keep commenting!
I don't want to have do them all by myself.
I shall now be bringing Daisy (my Yorkshire Terrier) to the Masked Ball.
She's gonna be played by Michelle Pfeiffer (Hope you're reading this, Mitch)
It is now taking thirty four seconds to display this page and we are only at four hundred and eight. Extrapolate this to one thousand comments
Rgd. Simon
Nice to hear about your grandmother. In the nineteen fifties I used to live near there at a place called Hatfield Borstal. But I was only there two and a half years. Was that the one where both patents were filed on the same day within hours of each other. Regards Simon
Surely that's 144?
(244 is 12 * 20)
Another pessimist!
My only regret is that I was not MORE ambitious.
I should have gone for a million.
As much as I adore Pierce Brosnan, I'm a bit miffed that you won't be playing yourself.
How am I supposed to get you to autograph your book for me if you're not even there?? Wah!
--Missy
"Fresh questions" are much easier to find in Google than "stale questions". There are almost 3,000 references to fresh questions and less than a dozen to the stale variety, which makes it difficult to create a stale question. Perhaps, something like "how are you planning for Y2K?" would be stale.
This one is definitely not stale because every time that a comment or clarification is posted, it rises to the TOP of the log-on screen that is provided for researchers!
Best regards,
Omnivorous-GA
Hope you're following this, Heath.
Thanks, Carpediem (Now that's a funny alias!).
You have obviously overlooked the crossing of the International Date & Data Lines which have multiplier effects on all Internet-based calculations.
Many thanks for EVERYTHING, including the electrical stuff.
If I were to post a question on Marie Corelli's theories re electricity (as in her Heliobas trilogy: Ardath, etc.)...
Would you rise to the challenge?
His dancing partner will be Dame Edna Everidge.
I would try to do
what you just might construe
with a bit of luck
you wont give a chuck
So we bid SWEET ADIEU
If any one starts with the 999 beers on the wall I personally am going to fart in their presence, no it wont be pretty!
I'm a simple soul who believes EVERYTHING uttered by every Google researcher (especially Missy, Pinky, Bobbie and Ace).
It's the doctrine of infallibily that they share with governments and politicians.
I also believe in Father Christmas.
Please don't disabuse me.
Will this never end?
Is this perpetual motion?
http://www.stevesbeatles.com/songs/act_naturally.asp
Good. It's nice to know I'm fooling SOMEBODY.
;-)
From: pafalafa-ga on 18 Feb 2003 17:50 PST
Things are slowing down a bit, so I'll add two.
On behalf of Kemlo (who is somewhat shy) I have to say that no one could possibly take offence at any comment made by you.
Keep a-commenting!
B
Now, are we already for the next big surge forward?
One of GA's most prestigious researchers has suggested that this question may now be 'stagnating'.
This would be most unfortunate because a stagnant question can act as host to certain malignant bots that could rise up and attack other questions.
What to do?
This needs fixing and quick before NSA move in. (You know how heavy handed they can be.)
Thanks for your help!
PB 1111
-- mt
Like http://hardtofindseminars.com
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- Are you extravagant? asked Nasruddin.
- Yes Nasruddin, replied the beggar.
- Do you like sitting around drinking coffee and smoking? asked Nasruddin.
- Yes, replied the beggar.
- I suppose you like to go to the baths everyday? asked Nasruddin.
- Yes, replied the beggar.
- ...And maybe amuse yourself, even, by drinking with friends? asked Nasruddin.
- Yes I like all those things. replied the beggar.
- Tut, Tut, said Nasruddin, and gave him a gold piece.
A few yards farther on, another beggar who had overheard the conversation begged for alms also.
- Are you extravagant? asked Nasruddin.
- No, Nasruddin replied second beggar.
- Do you like sitting around drinking coffee and smoking? asked Nasruddin.
- No, replied second beggar.
- I suppose you like to go to the baths everyday? asked Nasruddin.
- No, replied second beggar.
- ...And maybe amuse yourself, even, by drinking with friends? asked Nasruddin.
- No, I want to only live meagerly and to pray, replied second beggar.
Whereupon the Nasruddin gave him a small copper coin.
- But why, wailed second beggar, do you give me, an economical and pious man, a penny, when you give that extravagant fellow a sovereign?
Ah my friend, replied Nasruddin, his needs are greater than yours.
which Question is the currently the most commented one anyways?
https://answers.google.com/answers/main?cmd=threadview&id=50956
Why exactly did you rate this question's answer five stars with a tip? The answer had absolutely no relation to the original question asked, and the Researcher displayed poor math skills on top of that! I would have asked for a refund...
The artists' create pictures of the images in their minds.
The writers' create pictures of the images they want in our minds.
We voyeurs of these slide shows wait for more.
What are you waiting for?
Which of my books would you like me to autograph for you?
Kindest
Bryan
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We need more to enter the fray
So whomever you are
Whether near or afar
Please send in more nonsense today
For the lead in my movie biography? The obvious choice is that stalwart, handsome and agile action hero.(Hint: His first name is Sylvester.) No, no, no! Not Stallone! The other one! Sufferin' succotash!
--Missy
Just a thought, perhaps it is a good thing feral did not post on this question, considering what Google did to the site he did post at. It would be a great pity to have it erased before you reach your goal.
Regards Simon
(I see some E-mailers end with the words "Hugs and Kisses" :-)))
- Hammer
They don't call me grace ...
Serenata
Those are actually rather good ...
I don't suppose that you have 600 more?
KR
B
Where's willie and bobby???
OK, it's gloves off time.
No more 5 stars and tips for any of the non-commenters.
And only ONE comment each from Missy and PinkFreud?
C'mon mesdames, don't you want to make history?
Perhaps Kemlo/Dame Edna would sashay away and stop needling you with his/her hatpin if you would answer his/her question regarding how much more pretentious you can get.
I know that I, for one, could get a whole heck of a lot more pretentious than this. Trusting you are the same. ;-)
(Many thanx for the fun thread!)
~Pink
As this is a historically important event, are there any suggestions as to who should answer?
Surely that's 144?
who took up spying as a prank
at the end of the war
he thought 'what a bore!'
and ran off with a loan from the bank
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There was a young chap called Kurt
who with danger was always a flirt
his spying was revered
until he disappeared
Please continue............
"Because," he said,"I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an
open foyer."
Mitch Hedberg/Catherine Deneuve (alive)
Montgomery Clift/Montgomery Clift (dead)
I like cheese
Cary Grant/dead will be cast as probonopublico; Dennis Hopper/alive.
The answer given by Omnivorous was "A gross."
Gee, Omnivorous, that could be any one of a number of actors. Tom Green springs to mind... :-D
Who started a thread that's undyin'.
A kilo of answers?
A masked ball with dancers?
Pinkfreud will applaud him for tryin'.
I will of course let you know the moment this happens-
And not a moment sooner. Kemlo
tisme-ga
That's AMAZING!
Can you now do a drawing of Pinky, please?
KR
Bryan
All comments made and taken in Jest.
But if I see a sombulant tiger I poke it with a sharp stick
LL Kemlo
Who temperment'ly is never annoyed
Her first name is pink
A woman, I think,
Whose comments are always enjoyed.
Gee, that's the first limerick I've tried in years. Could be better, could be worse. Anyone else want to have a go? It's a long way to a thousand ....
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who with danger was always a flirt
his spying was revered
until he disappeared...
...and ended up under the dirt.
Ever the pessimist!
When you (or the actor who is playing you) are on the dance floor, then please don't leave your handbag where it might get stolen ...
Or it will ...
And that's a promise!
Tell you what, though, I'm really looking forward to the masked ball.
Accordingly, would guests please specify NOW who they would wish their dance partners to be?
First come, first served.
Please note that there may only be time for 250 dances.
Good to hear from you again.
We haven't yet fixed a venue for the Masked Ball.
Any suggestions?
Regards
PSAW
He went back and begged the friars to close.
They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart,
the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that...(are you ready) .
Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
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But I forgot what it was
One of them goes to family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal."
The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan."
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds,
"They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
jbf777-ga
I would like to played by Linda Carter.
--Bobbie
So, Bell's success was based on fraud!
I shall take this opportunity to give some exposure to a bit of my doggerel (or is it birderel?)
AIR A PARENT
The Googlebird lays her eggs in the air,
But the Googlebird's mate is always there
To cache the eggs in a cup.
The Googlebird's body is upside-downed,
So she can't distinguish 'tween sky and ground,
And her down is downside up.
The Googlebird's egg-drops are seldom planned.
She lays them free-form, you understand:
Loose as a goose, and free and breezy,
The Googlebird likes 'em "ova easy."
~Pink
What a geek!
Just write it.
They will come.
went to Hollywood
and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind
in the cotton
fields and never amounted to much - he became known
as the lesser of
two weevils.
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Keep on keeping on...
paf
The soundtrack would be a mix of opera and classical music to new wave romantic and goth punk with these bands taking part: Flesh for Lulu, The Cure, The Smiths, The Housemartins, Thrashing Doves, Depeche Mode and of course, Voice of the Beehive.
Toodle pipski!
Filian
But, although there were TWO rascals on your list, only ONE has risen to your defence.
Or am I seeing double?
Alive: Grace Zabriskie/Jack Nicholson
"Well, this is certainly useful for finding out how your friends are."
They're fine, thank you very much... : )
"OK, it's gloves off time.
No more 5 stars and tips for any of the non-commenters."
You cad!
"And only ONE comment each from Missy and PinkFreud?"
Well Pinky made her curtain call, and Missy is in the
process of being 'missed' by all of us, for the moment...
Now don't you feel bad?!?
Even so, he was enjoying the physics brush-up, and had 15 Mozilla tabs open when...
tisme-ga
Shiv Reddy
My choice is Heather Graham....the flamboyant version of myself;)
http://answers.google.com/answers/main?cmd=threadview&id=50956
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There was a young chap called Kurt
who with danger was always a flirt
his spying was revered
until he disappeared
...
into an astral adventure with Burt.
EAT TUUUUUUUUUUUURRRKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY!
Many thanks for your posting.
In view of everything, would you mind taking the Comments, through the 500 Mark?
But, be quick, or Kemlo will beat you to it!
A fellow Researcher has taken me to task for having been rude to you. I spoke in jest, and certainly meant no offense. I apologize if any offense was taken.
~Pink
Good job on the mailto:info@example.com !
But 207 comments for a $2 question seem 100 times more powerful than only 206 comments for a $200 question.
Right?
...ooops!
It's only a game!
I thought that you were introducing us to the real thing.
Or is that just a taster? A cue for a question?
Many thanks anyway.
Bryan
Well done, everyone. It's been great fun.
There's a lot of talent out there and it's a pleasure to enjoy your company.
Kindest regards
Bryan
(no, really: http://www.eeggs.com/items/1037.html )
Good thinking!
http://directory.google.com/Top/Arts/Music/Bands_and_Artists/B/Big_Star/
One should always play oneself when possible. (Stunt doubles are optional.)
>> do attendees intend to wear?
As might be expected, I shall be "in the pink."
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Sorry, Googlenut but if Halle Berry (who's mother comes from Liverpool, another Lancashire lass) is there then to Hell with Pierce Brosnan, I shall play the part myself. (Google Researchers will be aware that Jolson himself played the part of Jolson singing Swanee in The Jolson Story.)
Sorry, Sublime One but if Meg Ryan is there (and why not?) then, again, I shall have to twirl her round the dance floor.
Sorry, Political Guru, YOU have landed the job of Musical Director. (Fully dressed please!)
Regarding Kurt Jahnke, if Scriptor can manage more than a few words of German, French, English and Spanish ... then he can audition for the part. Dankeschoen.
If Bernadette is unavailable, Bette Midler would be a most excellent replacement.
If neither of these ladies can be persuaded to portray Pinkfreud-ga, I would settle for Meryl Streep in a red wig. I bet Meryl could do a fine job with the Oklahoma accent.
My husband will be played by Mel Gibson. No substitutions permitted. ;-)
~Pink
Not 207, silly, only 107.
207 is next week's score.
There is no chance of exceeding 200 comments.
H&K Kemlo
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'Since your retirement'? ...
And I thought you were only a youngster!
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Any comment is welcome - especially from you ...
(Creep, creep)
Rgds
Bryan
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Still don't call me grace ...
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He did quite well in the Thomas Crown Affair.
Well the Lawyer says, "It's obviously half empty... We're you hurt? Did someone steal it? Let's sue!"
The Doctor says, "It appears to be half full but we can make it complete... Do you have insurance?"
The Engineer says, "It's obvious that job is using twice as much glass as is needed."
As usual... Sgt. Shultz knows.... Nuthing!
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Remember this is a vitally important mission, we will release more information to you ater your post.
Hurry!
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What are you waiting for?
(Please note that I am the supreme authority on etiqette.)
You're right about the patents being filed the same day.
But Bell was the only one with the patent agent in his pocket.
KR
B
Shiv Reddy
"Please be aware that ANYONE who calls me a cad will be automatically
docked TEN STARS and any tips already given will be retracted."
"There are ways!"
"However, there is still time for a grovelling apology and if you can
find 20 supporters who can also enter a plea for mitigation ...
(Separately on this page, please) ..."
While some might construe this as an indication that, having now set
the official record for number of comments, probonopublico has a
somewhat expanded hat-size, I, personally, just can't afford the loss
of ten stars and related tips. I will therefore, here and now, offer
a 'probono publico apologio', accompanied by sufficient grovelling to
make a convincing display for the masses. *grovel* *grovel* *grovel*
P.S.
I offer the following alternatives to the offending 'cad' word:
rascal
rapscallion
rogue
knave
rascal
scalawag
scallywag
varlet
:)
No news from Feral on this. as yet.
But, Sublime One, You just get better and better.
Are you perfect? (Or should I post a supplementary?)
LOL
Bryan
Just wondered what young master feral has to say about this question
LoL Kemlo
For 'how' read 'who' ...
(It's the champagne.)
Good work with all this Bryan, you're following up the sentiment behind your handle.
er... Jack Nicholson can play me in the movie of my life:- we can save money by just redubbing the occasional line of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
Just leave the question open and let it run its course through to the bitter end.
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It was a stormy winter night when private Researcher Samspade locked a question that would change his life forever. The question title was ...
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Please pass this important decision on to all your contacts.
Many thanks.
Having seen a picture of you, I think James Garner should play you (I think you look like him/he looks like you, whatever!)
As for someone playing me....Rutger Hauer or Max von Sydow......
All the best
THX1138
dead raccoons.
The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry,
gentlemen, only
one carrion allowed per passenger."
o^o
<~~~>
W
sweet mug up close in a slow dance all night long.
Shiv Reddy
Can you give me an example of what you mean?
Therefore I see no need for me to add anything, as we are already up to 160.
Doh! 161.
"Hey Marvin, watcha got in th' bag?"
"Jis' some lambs."
"If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?"
"Hey, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of 'em."
"OK. Ummmmmmmm .... five?"
Had to be a part of the 'K' quest, please forgive this Aussie sharing some Kiwi ribbing as part of the process but individual motivation is a personal matter and the joke does contain semi-relevant numerical matter. Good luck .
were imprisoned so what could they do?
Said the flea "let us fly"
said the fly" let us flee"
so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
The Poorly-Drawn Lamp Page
http://www.flamingmayo.com/poorlydrawnlamps/
How much is a pep torque ? Priced at sence per pound.
Kemlo
Although this is a tittilating discussion, imagine if we had famous actors posting messages about which researcher they would like to play...
1044 Base6.
Was that TWO different black horses?
carrying a purple haired Valkerie from the far north. Samspade jumped from his chair in amazement and as he was gazing at the incredible
sight he..."
...knocked his chair over and fell. Just before he hit the floor, the purple haired Valkerie reached down and effortlessly lifted him up onto the horse...
Dad
Would anyone who is prepared to forego the honour and pleasure, please let me know immediately.
Thanks!
The Masked One
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him ....(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) ......A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Some more testing:
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www..com
www...com
www....com
www.example.com,www.example.com
www.example.com,example
Just wanted to use this page to point out that to make you feel more at home I am delibretley mis-spelling the occasional word. So please do not feel embarraced in pointing out these as examples to others less litterate than ourselves. Regards Simon
Sure will, even if I dont/cant, there are excellent researchers aboard this vessel who would love to pin down fantasy logic...
lets see what you got!
Will you be sending out Gold bordered invites?
I like this one >> www.com
Shiv Reddy
I've just read my comment "381" and have come to a thought you mite think I was an inmate in the Borstal. Far from that, my father was a deputy governor there. As to Lincolnshire, I'm not a "Yellow Belly" as I've only lived heir for twenty six years since my retirement. Rgd. Simon
I searched the world over,
thought I'd found true love...
You (rippppp) another
and _____ I was gone.
Living or dead? Any actor or non-actor, hopefully someone you recognize, eh?
Did everyone see Google's cute Albert Einstein making up the first o in the main google page? It was his birthday yesterday (3-14). I guess me being called a genius has me considering new characters to play me. Einstein has too much hair though, I guess he could get buzzed.
Later
Many thanks, Tan, we'll reach 1,000 yet.
C'mon folks, more comments please ...
Will EVERYBODY who has previously commented please reappear?
And tell your friends, too.
Same thing goes for us...
Pierce Brosnan eh?
Since the actors representing us will be wearing masks at the ball, I'm
not sure it matters, but I'll take Brad Pitt...
Filian, I have quite a bit of amateur theatrical background. May I play you in your movie? If so, you might want to play me in my movie. If you like Mel Gibson, that is. ;-)
~Pink
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